Hysterical!!!!

Declan is taking off his clothes to go to the bathroom (just setting up the scene here, people)...

Declan: Mom, will you wipe me?

Me: No, I don't want to.

Declan: You have to because I am not a grown up.

Me: Get back on the toilet or I am going to spank your fanny...how's that?

Declan: It is not a fanny, it is a gluteus maximus. (said clearer than other words he says)

Me: (shock, total shock) Where did you hear that?

Declan: Coach, Michelle...

Declan goes to Mother's Day out twice a week and does a program called Stretch n Grow that is taught by none other than Coach Michelle.

I am still laughing!!!